Friday, September 07, 2007

Tounge Twisters

OK this is rather old and outdated, bet some of you would have gotten bored by these, but c'mon, people always say 'old ones are the best'!! Anyway, I don't know how true that is, but I came across a tongue twister this morning, and it prompted me to find the whole database of tongue twisters in the internet, just to try out the old ones which I had difficulties reading them aloud, long time ago. Guess what, I still failed miserably!!! Damn my stupid tongue.

Why not you have a try and see how many you can read correctly out of the 12 tongue twisters below. Now don't start your sheee shaaa sheee shaaa in the office alright. LOL


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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

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A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

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Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

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Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

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Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

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Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

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What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?

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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

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Which witch wished which wicked wish?

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Irish wristwatch.

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1 comment:

Jacky Cham said...

Uncle Pao Koo Kow tapao siu pau, tai pao, and yip chee mei tai pao for the malao...